Portal 2 face-off! RAGE! Jacko! Wrestling!
First things first: congratulations to everyone in the UK who booked next Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday off work, scoring an uninterrupted sequence of 11 days to sit around in your pants playing Portal 2.
See you on Tuesday 3rd May assuming your eyes haven’t atrophied into useless foggy lumps after that much time on holiday.
Some of us are doing that too, obviously, but not all, and we are certainly not planning to let you down with any shortfall in lovely, sparkling feature content not during the gap between bank holidays, nor on the holidays themselves.