Do you crave adventure? Do you experience a rush of excitement when you open a treasure chest to reveal the goodies inside? Do you love taking on giant monsters and impressing the ladies?
THE MIGHTY HERO!
If so, then this game TOTALLY ISN’T FOR YOU. What you say!? Well in this game, you’re not the hero. You’re his lowly assistant.
THE LOWLY ASSISTANT!
The man behind the curtain, the brains behind the brawn! Can you take on the hero’s insatiable appetite for treasure and weaponry and keep him well equipped enough to best the beasts of ye olden times?
THE BATTLE!
If so, you’re hired! Featuring the art of Dim Vian of The Super Flash Bros, and voiced by Arin “Egoraptor” Hanson, this game is a treat for the eyes and ears, and hopefully a great workout for the brain, as you fit, rotate and combine items on your grid to most efficiently use the space and save the day (though don’t expect any thanks for it!).
USE YOUR NOGGIN!